A 90 yr old man goes to a doctor. He said:"Doctor, my 28yr old wife is pregnant, what's your opinion?" Doctor replies: "Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of his hunting rifle. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella pulls the handle and....BANG!!!...d lion drops dead!" Old man exclaims: "That's impossible! Someone else must have shot the lion." Doctor: "EXACTLY MY OPINION."
